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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: hifimad on April 23, 2018, 12:47:11 PM

Title: new joke
Post by: hifimad on April 23, 2018, 12:47:11 PM

AN elderly couple are walking through a spanish fishing village and come across a harbour with a man sanding down the hull of a boat, do you like my boat he says, i manuel build this boat with my own hands but am i known as manuel the builder NO, he then points to a villa overlooking the harbour he says you see that villa i manuel build that villa with my own hands and am i known as manuel the builder for the villa NO, he then draws their attention to the stone harbour he says you see the pretty harbour i manuel i build this harbour and still am i known as manuel the builder NO, But i f**k ONE pig!.

Title: Re: new joke
Post by: Sorastro on August 20, 2018, 12:35:05 PM

Saw on the news this morning this years best joke at the Edinburgh fringe... if that was the best one I'm glad I didn't waste any money going.

Title: Re: new joke
Post by: Fly on August 20, 2018, 08:40:08 PM

Here's the best Edinburgh Fringe jokes from the last 6 years  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdPX5sPKoko