It is two o'clock in the morning and Paul and his wife are asleep when suddenly the phone rings.
Paul picks up the phone and says, "Hello? ............................. How the heck do I know? Who the bloody hell do you think I am - the weather man?" promptly slamming the phone down.
His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?"
Paul replies, "I don't know, it was some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."
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