Husband's Text

[Alsatian]

Husband's Text Message:

"Honey, a car hit me when I was out of the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They're doing tests and X-rays.I had a blow to my head, very hard, fortunately it did not cause serious injury, but I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in my left leg, and they may have to amputate my right foot."

Wife's Response: "Who's Paula?"