98p two farthings and a photo of Bobby Charltons left knee cap.
Final offer.
I can't say fairer than that, I've got the dosh, in your hand now, Deal or what?
(no offers on e-facebook -tube bay thingy).
Whats it supposed to do anyroad?
Is it like one of them new fangled video thingies? If so I'd have to buy a telly as well, and I'm not doing that, not bloody likely. Devils work that. Unless you give me a telly as well, like a spare one. Apparently everyones got a spare one except me.
Will it make a nice feature on top of sideboard - like an ashtray each side of it, or something to stop bathroom door slamming shut when windows open?
I'm going to get my medecine now, because nurse says its time, and she is a big bugger, so I dare not disagree.
Oh no, she's on her way - I'm off, so i, ghpoi,rekh-ydwtek..........................................................................