A guy brings one of his golf buddies home unannounced for dinner at 6:00 , after enjoying a day of golf.
His wife screams her head off while his buddy sits at the kitchen table, open mouthed, listening to the tirade.
"My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess and the dishes are still in the sink. I’m completely exhausted! I didn’t get enough sleep last night. Can't you see I'm still in my damn pajamas? I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the F did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time, you inconsiderate birdbrain!?"
“Because he’s ...thinking of getting married"