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Adam wanted to Know
« on: April 09, 2017, 07:54:00 AM »


God said, "Adam, I want you to do
something for Me."

Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"

God said, "Go down into that
valley."
Adam said, "What's a valley?"

God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river.."

Adam said, "What's a river?"

God explained that o him, and then said, "Go over to the hill...."

Adam said, "What is a hill?"

So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave."

Adam said, 'What's a cave?'

After God explained, He said, "In the cave you will find a woman."

Adam said, "What's a woman?'

So God explained that to him, too.. Then, God said, 'I want you
to reproduce."

Adam said, "How do I do that?"

God first said (under His breath), "Geez....."

And then, just like everything else, God explained that toAdam, as
well.

So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.

Then, in about five minutes, he was back.

God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"

And Adam said....


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Re: Adam wanted to Know
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2017, 09:45:32 AM »
lol was not epxecting that
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