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Funny ---- not!
« on: November 14, 2017, 10:18:00 AM »
Arrived home late, was in need of me tea ---- cooked dinner, prepared and just waiting to be shoved int old microwave.
It was nice and hot carried it through dining room on me tray -
Bugger!!!!
The plate slid off the tray onto the floor.
 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Re: Funny ---- not!
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2017, 06:23:57 PM »
It would have been scooped back on the plate smartish  (y)
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Re: Funny ---- not!
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2017, 06:42:39 PM »
The plate was smashed !!  :'( :'( :'(
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Re: Funny ---- not!
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2017, 05:11:05 PM »
Not Good - nor funny!
Still the plate doesn't need washing :D
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Re: Funny ---- not!
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2017, 05:12:39 PM »
Not Good - nor funny!
Still the plate doesn't need washing :D

 :)) Yes that's what hubby said as he was putting his marigolds on  ;) ;D
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Re: Funny ---- not!
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2017, 05:16:52 PM »
HaHa - bless him :) :)
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Re: Funny ---- not!
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2017, 09:11:11 PM »
I do ----- all the time  ::)
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Re: Funny ---- not!
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2017, 10:20:53 PM »
I've just seen this.

I once witnessed this very thing in the office canteen.  A very quiet, rather timid lady, who always sat on her own, was carrying her tray from the hatch to the cutlery station, but when she stopped, her lunch didn't.  It overshot the tray and landed upside down on the floor.  She hurried back to the hatch and whispered nervously to the assistant.  Unfortunately the assistant was the one known as Pam the Voice.  The words
'OW DID YA MANAGE THAT???
rang out across the room, and everything stopped.

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Re: Funny ---- not!
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2017, 06:13:05 PM »
I've just seen this.

I once witnessed this very thing in the office canteen.  A very quiet, rather timid lady, who always sat on her own, was carrying her tray from the hatch to the cutlery station, but when she stopped, her lunch didn't.  It overshot the tray and landed upside down on the floor.  She hurried back to the hatch and whispered nervously to the assistant.  Unfortunately the assistant was the one known as

Pam the Voice.  The words

'OW DID YA MANAGE THAT???
rang out across the room, and everything stopped.

How to make a spectacle of yourself without really trying!


You mean there are two of us  :-?
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