The dentist

[Alsatian]

A matelot went to the dentist to have treatment - and the dentist said "you need one out", so she went and got a syringe to do this - Oh no,no,no said jack I cant stand needles.

The dentist then went and got a trolly with gas and air - ok, she said, we'll use this.....oh no,no, no said jack - I cant stand gas or the mask over my face -sorry.

The dentist left the room and when she returned she said "here, take this Viagra tablet".

Jack said ok will this help get my tooth out?

No, the dentist said it will just give you something to hang on to while I pull the tooth!!!!