A family went to an appointment to enlist the son into a very high class school. When they were introduced to the head master the very posh father proceeded to introduce the family.
'' Good day to you head master, I am Lord Bates , this is my wife Lady Bates, my daughter Mistress Bates and my son Master Bates ''
''Oh does he ? '' said the head master, '' well we'll soon stop him from doing that ''