>>A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She
goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He
asks the lady, "'Do you have a vagina?" She slams the door in
disgust.
>>The next morning she hears a knock at the door, and it is the same
man, and he asks the same question of the woman, "Do you have a
vagina?" She slams the door again.
>>Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has
happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving
and concerned voice,
>>"Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy
shows up again."
>>The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the
door.The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice,
>>"Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the
same guy I want you to answer yes to the question, because I want to
see where he is going with it." She nods yes to her husband, and opens
the door.
>>Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same
question,
>>"Do you have a vagina?"
>>"Yes." she says.
>>The man replies.. "Good! Would you mind telling your husband to
leave my wife's alone, and start using yours?"
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