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simondjuk

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rubbish christmas cracker jokes
« on: December 25, 2011, 12:07:28 PM »
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What do you call a train carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.
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Re: rubbish christmas cracker jokes
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2011, 02:11:03 PM »
What do you get if you cross a fridge with a stereo?

Cool music.
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Re: rubbish christmas cracker jokes
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2011, 03:34:01 PM »
Why was Cinderella no good at football.
Because her coach was a pumpkin.
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Re: rubbish christmas cracker jokes
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2011, 04:27:34 PM »
why was Santas helper unhappy?

Because he had low elf esteem
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Re: rubbish christmas cracker jokes
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2011, 04:30:06 PM »
What happened to the man who stole a calendar at Christmas?


He got twelve months!!!
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Re: rubbish christmas cracker jokes
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2011, 12:39:42 PM »
 What award do "Door Knocker Designers Get" ?

A No Bell Prize...... :)
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