Author Topic: Love one-liners  (Read 843 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Alsatian

  • Senior Member
  • Posts: 3,175
    • View Profile
Love one-liners
« on: December 30, 2011, 09:45:12 PM »
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.   

Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.   

If you really love someone, throw the ball and say "Fetch!"

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45 pounds!!   

Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.   
   
Demons are a Ghouls best Friend.   

Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!   

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.   

Marriage is a rest period between romances.   

Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street.   

Love is talking about having children. Marriage is talking about getting away from children.   

Love is cuddling on a sofa. Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.   

In love you go to bed early. After marriage, you go to sleep early.
Fertility Is Hereditary, Chances Are If Your Parents Didn't Have Children Neither Will You

 

SMF spam blocked by CleanTalk