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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Alsatian on February 02, 2019, 03:16:05 PM
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A flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately
"Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking on board!
There is a very pretty, hot and sexy, female passenger on board, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous!"
The captain responds, "Patricia, I've told you this before. This is U S Air Force One..."