Tiger Woods

[Alsatian]

In his heyday Tiger Woods was invited to the Irish open. He was sponsored by Volvo.

Volvo gave him a car to tour in. One day he stopped at a petrol station to fill up the Volvo. Whilst he was rummaging in his pocket for his wallet, A golf tee fell onto the ground. The driveway attendant picked it up and whilst handing it back to Woods said “and what would that be for?”

Woods replied “its to put my balls on when I’m driving”

To which the attendant  replied

“ahhh.. those Volvo people, they think of everything!!”