the magic water slide

[Alsatian]

Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman are at the top of a huge water slide when they notice a genie. He says to them, "Since there are 3 of you, I will grant you each one wish. When you are going down the slide, simply shout what you want and it will appear at the bottom when you get there."

So the English guy goes down and shouts, "A billion pounds," and he lands in a pile of money.

The Scots guy goes down the slide and shouts, "Beautiful women," and he arrives to a line of hot models.

Then the Irish guy is so excited going down the slide that he shouts, "WEEEEEEEEE!"

[Kent]

Now that one DID make me smile....