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A Yorkshireman
« on: November 18, 2018, 11:38:51 AM »
A Yorkshireman goes to a goldsmiths and asks, "Can tha mek us a gold statue o'me whippet?"
The goldsmith says he can, then asks, "Do you want it 18 carat?"
The man replies, "Nay lad, chewin' a bone'll do fine."
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Re: A Yorkshireman
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2018, 06:24:44 PM »
Love it ;)
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