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Getting Screwed!
« on: December 22, 2011, 04:14:39 PM »
A woman goes into M&S and tells the assistant she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn?t work. The clerk tells her that he can?t give her a refund because she bought it on special offer.

All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming ?GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!?

The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager.

The Manager comes up to the Woman and asks, ?What?s wrong?? !

She explains the situation with the toaster. He tells her that he can?t give her a refund because she bought it on special offer.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, ?GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!?

In shock, the store manager pleads, ?Madam, why are you saying that??

In a huff, the woman says, ?BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED WHEN I?M GETTING SCREWED!
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