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Double OUCH !!
« on: October 18, 2016, 03:50:51 PM »
       
                      While I was driving down the M4 the other day, (going a
little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a
copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait.

                      The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with
that classic patronizing smirk, asked:

                      "Runway too short?"

                      To which I replied, "I'm late for work."


                      To which he asked, "What do you do?"

                      "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

                      The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum
stretcher?? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

                      "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I
work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand
in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."
                           
                      Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And
just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?"

                      To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun
and park him behind a bridge..."
                           
                           
                           
                            Speeding ticket: £105.00 and 3 points
                            Court costs: £45
                            Look on copper's face: Priceless.
                   
The old lady with the wonky middle finger

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Re: Double OUCH !!
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2016, 05:34:26 PM »
 :)) good one
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Re: Double OUCH !!
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2016, 10:44:54 PM »
I like it   

 

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