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In your dreams
« on: March 28, 2019, 07:02:06 AM »
I met a magical fairy yesterday who said she would grant me one wish.

"I wish to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant that particular wish."
 
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die the day after Parliament is filled with honest, hard-working, bipartisan men and women who act only in the people's best interests!"
 
"You crafty so and so," replied the fairy.
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