Now Back in to Administration.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/16943651

Isn't it About Time that the Football Authorities/Government got together
and agreed some form of legislation that prevented Rouge Business People/ Parent companies
from taking money/assets from clubs.
After all, These clubs are an integral part of peoples Lives, and communities, and as such should be
protected from such, inept dealings.
 

Saw My First 'Chesterfield' Urban fox Last night, around 9.30pm
It was stood on the Pavement near to Linda's Stores On Langer Lane.
Didn't Seem That bothered about us as we passed in the Car.

VERY GOOD Battling Performance against one of the Form Teams of the Division.
Had not lost a away game since sept 11.
So Again, Brilliant WIN 

A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he's doing a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting,

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Swedish blond women that way?

 What does the colour of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?

It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Its people like you that make others think that all Blondes are dumb!

You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general pathetically all in the name of humour!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells:

 "You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little shit on your lap."

Driving Home Last Night, I Stopped at the Cinema Lights, along Derby Road, and
Was Blinded by Car Lights from the Drive In @ Maconalds.
has this Happened to anybody Else.?

>>A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.  She
goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.  He
asks the lady, "'Do you have a vagina?" She slams the door in
disgust.

>>The next morning she hears a knock at the door, and it is the same
man, and he asks the same question of the woman, "Do you have a
vagina?" She slams the door again.

>>Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has
happened for the last two days.  The husband tells the wife in a loving
and concerned voice,

>>"Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy
shows up again."

>>The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the
door.The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice,

>>"Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the
same guy I want you to answer yes to the question, because I want to
see where he is going with it." She nods yes to her husband, and opens
the door.

>>Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same
question,

>>"Do you have a vagina?"

>>"Yes." she says.

>>The man replies..  "Good!  Would you mind telling your husband to
leave my wife's alone, and start using yours?" 

It Will be a Sad Day For Football & Supporters if Darlington go Bust.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/16584216.stm

A Man has gone to A & E after a Bizarre sex game went wrong
leaving him with 6 toy Horses stuck up his Arse.
Doctors have described his condition as
STABLE.