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Sport / Pre- Season predictions
« on: February 07, 2012, 10:22:27 PM »
My league winners:

Man C
Birmingham
One of Sheff teams
Crawley

...aren't looking bad

Should have put my money where my moyh was

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Old Chesterfield / Me and a young JR in 1983
« on: February 07, 2012, 06:54:00 AM »

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Chesterfield Discussion / Anyone local get the Daily Mirror?
« on: February 04, 2012, 12:07:30 PM »
After some extra tokens to collect the kids' books. For my granddaughter if anyone doesn't want them and would be good enough to save them.

Thanks.

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Fun Stuff / Golfing accident
« on: February 03, 2012, 09:36:47 PM »
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.

"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, "How does that feel"?

He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell!"

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Rants / £750 bribe for pregnant women to stop smoking
« on: February 01, 2012, 09:07:34 PM »
My thoughts are that it will encourage some to start smoking just so they get paid to quit

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Chesterfield Discussion / Chesterfield Cigarettes
« on: January 31, 2012, 06:41:40 PM »
2 men jailed for illegal factory "near the town centre" capable of producing 625 million fags.

Anyone know where it is?

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Fun Stuff / Religions of the world explained
« on: January 30, 2012, 07:12:24 AM »

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Fun Stuff / Of course it's the truth
« on: January 28, 2012, 11:54:57 PM »

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Fun Stuff / Not racist cos it insults everyone
« on: January 27, 2012, 11:15:44 AM »
The United Nations initiated a poll with the request, "Please tell us your honest opinion about the lack of food in the rest of the world." The poll was a total failure. The Russians did not understand "Please". The Italians did not know the word "honest". The Chinese did not know what an "opinion" was. The Europeans did not know "lack", while the Africans did not know "food". Finally, the Americans didn't know anything about the "rest of the world".

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Fun Stuff / There are worse jobs
« on: January 25, 2012, 08:26:02 PM »


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Fun Stuff / Celebrity split
« on: January 24, 2012, 04:36:05 PM »
Heidi Klum is apparently coping well with the split: She says tonight she plans to get some friends together and go clubbing.

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Fun Stuff / Google Camera magic
« on: January 22, 2012, 07:00:37 PM »
B6019 South Normanton, same garage viewed either side of mini roundabout






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Rants / Tesco again
« on: January 20, 2012, 03:18:53 PM »
Sat in Tesco Cafe at Clay cross reading this site using their wifi and the Chestefield online icon has changed to a Tesco one. Why?

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Fun Stuff / Health advice #194
« on: January 17, 2012, 06:49:44 AM »

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Fun Stuff / Build some muscles
« on: January 12, 2012, 06:03:58 PM »

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