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Passport help.
« on: March 26, 2016, 08:41:19 PM »
Is it ture you now have to be interviewed to get a passport?
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Re: Passport help.
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2016, 09:17:43 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2016, 10:19:43 AM »
Hardly surprising as things are, I suppose this will slow things down for processing.

I was hauled into a separate room in America a couple of years ago when my hand image didn't match the last one I had!

Do I LOOK  like a terrorist ???

I ask you seriously!

 The flipping Americans are so miserable in their airport jobs they all look as if they are sucking on Lemons!

It was a connecting in flight as well, so we had limited time - berks!  >:(

My middle finger left hand has bent slightly from the knuckle nearest the nail - probably due to rheumatism or something -
It was viewed on a screen in the room I was sent too by two officials  and they decided ( well one did ) Disabled!!
Stupid gits!

I really wanted to stick that finger up to them as I left that room to catch my connecting flight out.
Thought better of it though, maybe because I'm old and wise  :))

So - how do the 'real' villains get away?????

Ahh yes I know it's because they are pulling old ladies in for having a wonky finger!!
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« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2016, 04:11:57 PM »
Quote from: Old Cruser on March 27, 2016, 10:19:43 AM
Hardly surprising as things are, I suppose this will slow things down for processing.

I was hauled into a separate room in America a couple of years ago when my hand image didn't match the last one I had!

Do I LOOK  like a terrorist ???

I ask you seriously!

 The flipping Americans are so miserable in their airport jobs they all look as if they are sucking on Lemons!

It was a connecting in flight as well, so we had limited time - berks!  >:(

My middle finger left hand has bent slightly from the knuckle nearest the nail - probably due to rheumatism or something -
It was viewed on a screen in the room I was sent too by two officials  and they decided ( well one did ) Disabled!!
Stupid gits!

I really wanted to stick that finger up to them as I left that room to catch my connecting flight out.
Thought better of it though, maybe because I'm old and wise  :))

So - how do the 'real' villains get away?????

Ahh yes I know it's because they are pulling old ladies in for having a wonky finger!!
  :))
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Re: Passport help.
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2016, 04:38:17 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2016, 04:43:31 PM »
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pulling old ladies in for having a wonky finger

[cough]Ahem  ::)[/cough]
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« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2016, 04:45:04 PM »
Quote from: Fly on March 27, 2016, 04:43:31 PM
[cough]Ahem  ::)[/cough]

and you can shurrup an all fly bynight - Next time i see you in Chesterfield I will put it up to you from across the road - just so you can see what I mean of course  ::)
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« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2016, 08:27:49 PM »
Who's going to buy me a new laptop - Just sit my beer out luaghing :)) :)) :))
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« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2016, 08:32:45 PM »
Quote from: Scimitar on March 27, 2016, 08:27:49 PM
Who's going to buy me a new laptop - Just sit my beer out luaghing :)) :)) :))

Dearest scimitar,

 I will also show you my middle finger when you next pass in your bus.

Luv Pam  :P
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« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2016, 08:43:50 PM »
Quote from: Old Cruser on March 27, 2016, 08:32:45 PM
Dearest scimitar,

 I will also show you my middle finger when you next pass in your bus.

Luv Pam  :P
That's just normal OC - I wouldn't expect anything less >:
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« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2016, 08:53:46 PM »
Quote from: Scimitar on March 27, 2016, 08:43:50 PM
That's just normal OC - I wouldn't expect anything less >:

 :P shurrup scimi --- tarrr  :))
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« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2016, 08:12:35 PM »
Quote from: Old Cruser on March 27, 2016, 08:53:46 PM
:P shurrup scimi --- tarrr  :))
I'm going to have to speak to the Mod's about you OC >;
Oh,I forgot, I am one (y) MD :)) :)) :))
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« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2016, 08:39:04 PM »
Quote from: Scimitar on March 28, 2016, 08:12:35 PM
I'm going to have to speak to the Mod's about you OC >;
Oh,I forgot, I am one (y) MD :)) :)) :))

When are you next on a bus run through our village scimitarrrr

----- just want to show you my middle finger that's all   >:
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Re: Passport help.
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2016, 09:31:39 PM »
Can you imagine some of the interviews.

Official......Now sir, have you proof of your identity.
Holiday maker......... Yes I have
Official........And what might that be sir
Holiday maker........My old passport.

Can't remember if it was on this forum or somewhere else where I started a thread on how easy it was to get a birth certificate and questioned what other documents you could get.  When you read about our home grown terrorists what would an interview have proved? 
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« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2016, 10:14:37 PM »
It would prove that I have a wonky finger mycul and that I am the least possible candidate to be a terrorist  ::)
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