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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Old Cruser on September 05, 2014, 09:06:30 PM

Title: For those with a sweet tooth
Post by: Old Cruser on September 05, 2014, 09:06:30 PM

Mr Cadbury met Miss Roundtree on a Double Decker.
It was After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street.
He asked her name 'Polo. The one with the hole she said with a Wispa.
'I'm Marathon the one with the nuts he replied.
He touched her Creme Eggs and slipped his hand into her Snickers.
He fondled her Flapjacks and she rubbed he Tic-Tacs.
 It was a Fab moment when she screamed out in Turkish Delight and he shot his chewy centre
But three days later his Sherbert Dib Dab started to itch.

Turns out Miss Roundtree had been with Berti Bassett and he had f***ing Allsorts.     ========================= :P

Title: Re: For those with a sweet tooth
Post by: Fly on September 05, 2014, 09:47:51 PM

Just glad they didn't 'rope' the Milky Bar Kid in !  :P

Title: Re: For those with a sweet tooth
Post by: Old Cruser on September 06, 2014, 10:15:17 AM

Trust you  :))

Title: Re: For those with a sweet tooth
Post by: Alsatian on September 06, 2014, 02:03:23 PM

You lot must be from another Galaxy!!!