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Alsatian

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Pulled over
« on: May 28, 2022, 08:59:17 PM »
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Re: Pulled over
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2022, 08:42:39 PM »
A car is pulled over with a couple in it and the policeman says "Sir I've just clocked you at 65 in a thirty zone, is there any reason why you were speeding?"  the driver says "I wasn't speeding"

policeman "yes you were"......driver "NO I wasn't" at this point his wife leaned over and said "Don't argue with him officer, not when he's had a drink".
I am not a pessimist, I just help them out when they're busy.

 

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