yes I would habe been like you Aitch!
Regal and un-swayed by the sight of a man in the nuddy - plenty to giggle at but not sure why it is seen as threatening behaviour - unless he was wagging it about
to music piped in the shop could it have been 'my dingaling'?
Oh yes boys we girls can talk dirty sometimes
I reckon we should start a Dirty Girls talk section- eh ladies