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Tesco burger jokes
« on: January 24, 2013, 10:13:26 AM »
Anyone know what I can do with 100 boxes of Tesco burgers I've been saddled with?



Despite the recent news, Tesco says that their beef burger sales remain stable...



Just got a batch of 200 Tesco beef burgers cheap, it only cost me a Pony.



just checked my Tesco Burgers in the fridge.....and they're off!




Prices are going through the hoof in my area.



Reading the label on these Tesco burgers.... it turns out they're fairly low in fat, but surprisingly high in Shergar



New kids food found in budget supermarket ……..My lidl pony



had a Tesco burger the other day but it gave me the trots


Tesco are expecting burger sales to go down initially......but not furlong, apparently they've refused to name their mane supplier


Tesco PR department having a night mare…………..


Tesco scored highly in a recent Gallop Poll
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Re: Tesco burger jokes
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2013, 09:38:50 PM »


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Re: Tesco burger jokes
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2013, 12:25:35 PM »
If you think Tesco's burgers are good you should try their meatballs

They're the Dog Bo****ks!!!
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Re: Tesco burger jokes
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2013, 04:31:18 PM »
Quote from: therealjr on January 25, 2013, 12:25:35 PM
If you think Tesco's burgers are good you should try their meatballs

They're the Dog Bo****ks!!!


tried them have you  ::)  :))
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Re: Tesco burger jokes
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2013, 06:20:44 PM »
Tesco have created yet more controversy by releasing 'quarter panda burgers'
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Re: Tesco burger jokes
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2013, 06:55:20 PM »
Quote from: Old Cruser on January 25, 2013, 04:31:18 PM

tried them have you  ::)  :))

What do you think!!!
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Re: Tesco burger jokes
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2013, 12:30:01 AM »
Has anyone tested Tesco veggie burgers for uniquorn?
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« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2013, 08:33:40 AM »
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