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Ok your safe then Mr Corgi  :)

4802
Fun Stuff / Re: I was not always this old...
« on: February 09, 2014, 05:03:23 PM »
I'm surprised they had cameras in 1869!!!  >;

They did and tank tops were in Alsatian  ;)

4803
I don't agree with shooting of any animals

4804
Fun Stuff / Re: I was not always this old...
« on: February 09, 2014, 04:26:26 PM »
Reminds me of Michael Crawford.

Good picture Pete

4805
Fun Stuff / Re: More one-liners
« on: February 09, 2014, 01:26:49 PM »
As like most men I suppose it's in the nether regions most of the time anyway  ::)

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Fun Stuff / Some old men can still think fast
« on: February 09, 2014, 09:01:15 AM »

   
 
TRESPASSERS……….   


An elderly man in the Atherton Tablelands in Queensland had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, a barbecue and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a twenty litre bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. 

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said,
'I'm here to feed the crocodile...'

Some old men can still think fast.

 

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Fun Stuff / Re: More one-liners
« on: February 09, 2014, 08:56:41 AM »
177 so true  ;)

4808
Politics / Re: Minister for Imigration employs illegal Imigrant
« on: February 09, 2014, 08:55:20 AM »
Couldn't make that one up Fly at least he resigned

4809
Politics / Re: NHS give away !!
« on: February 08, 2014, 07:15:51 PM »
Keeping it in the family I see.
Be nothing left of our UK soon

4810
General Discussion / Monday Channel 4 Dispatches The Bedroom Tax
« on: February 08, 2014, 07:10:47 PM »
This is showing at 8.00pm.
 Families who are affected by the Bedroom Tax.

4811
General Discussion / Re: Channel 4, Benefit St.
« on: February 08, 2014, 07:08:01 PM »
Great minds then Alsatian  ;)

I thought it had finished last week when they put out the live discussion on Benefits - White Dee was on stage and a couple more resident ladies on the front seats of the audience.
Got a bit lively at times
I was wrong as it's back this Monday!

4812
I think it's time Russia moved out of the dark ages.

4813
Chesterfield Discussion / Re: Would you agree with this ?
« on: February 08, 2014, 10:09:26 AM »
That could be said for any work place Simon although maybe some work places have more expensive things to steal.
To do this in view of customers to me is just not right.

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General Discussion / Re: Floods
« on: February 08, 2014, 10:00:36 AM »
It has been suggested that sending in the Marines instead of maybe the Royal Engineers or Pioneer corpse could maybe be as their may be a need for martial law?
What do you think folks? Seems a bit drastic but never come across it myself

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Chesterfield Discussion / Re: Would you agree with this ?
« on: February 07, 2014, 08:40:31 PM »
No I wouldn't shop lift Fly.
The shop wasn't that busy really so maybe there was only myself who witnessed it.
Tell you what though, I would have strongly objected to something like that when working.

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