· Such an unfair world:- When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may vary).
· Just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife.
Bound to end in tears though; she's crap at snooker.
I got sacked from my job as a bingo caller. Apparently " A meal for two with a hairy view" is not the way to call no 69
Topic: Three little sniggers (Read 639 times)