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Thursday humour
« on: November 29, 2018, 11:10:21 AM »
Yesterday was not a good day. I decided to try horse back riding after work to relax. It turned out to be a freakin mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. The horse made a sudden jerk and rared up, and I couldn't hold on. I fell off, but my foot got caught in the stirrup. The horse kept bucking and running, and was dragging me and wouldn't stop. Thank goodness the manager of the grocery store came out and unplugged the machine. But then he had the nerve to take the rest of my coins so I wouldn't attempt to drive the Batmobile.
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