Last minute Christmas pressies

[Pete]

So I went into Marks to get some lingerie for 'er indoors' Christmas present.

S'funny how women buy men's underwear all the time, no problemo, but when a bloke starts perusing the ladies knicker racks you get some really wierd stares.

I felt a bit like this:

Father Ted - Best bits - Escape from the lingerie section

[Alsatian]

When I worked at M&S (Menswear) everyone asked why I was always in the Lingerie section when they saw me! 

S'pose it was better than working in Ladies Underwear!!