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Title: Last sentence
Post by: Fly on April 10, 2012, 09:02:28 PM
Yo' Bro'  ;)
Has someone finally started talking to themself/s :)
Title: Re: Last sentence
Post by: therealjr on April 10, 2012, 10:08:20 PM
The fact that when Mycul rings me I answer the phone Yo Bro is purely coincidental !!!!

I'm waiting to be pm'd!!!
Title: Re: Last sentence
Post by: therealjr on April 11, 2012, 12:56:09 PM
mmm think the PM is imminent, I've been spotted!!!!
Title: Re: Last sentence
Post by: Pete on April 11, 2012, 01:20:28 PM
Quelle surprise...  ::)
Title: Re: Last sentence
Post by: therealjr on April 11, 2012, 11:28:25 PM
Apparently all the fun has been taken out of the thread.
Strange that, I was having great fun with it!!!
Title: Re: Last sentence
Post by: therealjr on April 12, 2012, 12:20:03 AM
My last post is REALLY going to annoy someone!!!
Title: Re: Last sentence
Post by: ~Aitch~ on April 12, 2012, 12:25:11 AM
... If, at first, you don't succeed ....   :D
Title: Re: Last sentence
Post by: emmz on April 12, 2012, 07:03:06 AM
you lot are buggers lol....
Title: Re: Last sentence
Post by: Fly on April 12, 2012, 06:56:19 PM
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I do think that it says a lot for the quality of the Chesterfield Forum that people have to come on here to be stimulated

Me too  ::) 8)
Title: Re: Last sentence
Post by: therealjr on April 12, 2012, 07:13:13 PM
In order to be stimulated you need someone who makes such ridiculous comments that you feel compelled to reply.
THIS forum doesn't seem to have anyone like that!!!!!!
Title: Re: Last sentence
Post by: Pete on April 12, 2012, 07:15:31 PM
>> THIS forum doesn't seem to have anyone like that!!!!!!

And it won't have while ever I'm here  >:(
Title: Re: Last sentence
Post by: therealjr on April 12, 2012, 07:24:29 PM
I'm actually impressed with Chris this time. I thought we would all have been banned or at the least the topic locked.
That said Henri hasn't put his two penneth in yet.
Title: Re: Last sentence
Post by: Fly on April 12, 2012, 07:39:19 PM
To be totally honest. No forum member on any forum I post on has stimulated me ;-)

PS Why is Sainsbury's home brand cheap lager 11p dearer than Tesco ??

PPS Henri knows he was wrong IMHO.
He was given a job he handled wrongly. Not a pull down on him.
Remember, me and Pete met him. So no slagging him off from me on here. <3

He's probably sitting back laughing at my posts. Join up Henri, Sap, Smeat, if you haven't already  ;)
The team don't have a problem with it  8)

Title: Re: Last sentence
Post by: therealjr on April 12, 2012, 08:12:25 PM
ps haven't got a clue but probably it has a higher alcohol content and a better flavour.

It's why we only do brand match on branded goods that can be equally compared.
For example you might come on here and ask me why a tin of own branded stewing steak is cheaper in another store.
My response would be check the %age meat content!
Why are Asda's fruit and Veg cheaper than ours?
Because ours is all class 1 where as theirs is class 2, isn't the same quality and won't last as long.
We threw a load of bananas away yesterday as we deemed them of insufficient quality to sell. They were probably still better than Asda.
But they can claim to be cheaper.
If you really want to here something apalling ask me about Morrisons Chickens.

Title: Re: Last sentence
Post by: Fly on April 12, 2012, 08:24:40 PM
I'll give that a miss, you know my post was tongue in cheek  ;)

Bwak Bwak Erk.  :) LOL
Title: Re: Last sentence
Post by: therealjr on April 12, 2012, 08:30:08 PM
I'd typed it out in readiness so I'm posting it anyway!!!!

Come into Sainsburys
We have fresh chickens for sale
If they reach their sell by date and are still on our shelves.
We bin them

We have rotisserie cooked chickens for sale.
When they get to the end of their holding life (4 hours)
We bin them

We have Chicken sandwiches for sale.
If they reach their sell by date and are still on our shelves.
We bin them


Go into Morrisons.
They have fresh chickens for sale.
If they reach their sell by date and are still on their shelves.
They cook them!
If they are still there at the end of their holding time.
They carve them up and put them into Sandwiches!
If they reach their sell by date and are still on their shelves.
They bin them.
Same chicken but 4-5 days after we would have binned it.

That’s why they can keep costs down and appear cheaper.
And it’s perfectly legal
Title: Re: Last sentence
Post by: Pete on April 12, 2012, 08:36:59 PM
Which is why I would shop there all the time Jon - it is good to see a major retailer not just going for profit above everything else. In fact as things are at the moment it also qualifies as a very brave decision.

Unfortunately my wife won't let me do the shopping - I am only allowed to buy lager and cigarettes.  ::)
Title: Re: Last sentence
Post by: therealjr on April 12, 2012, 10:57:29 PM
well Henri broke cover and thought quote "your ego would be the next to crack"
He obviously doesn't know me very well
Title: Re: Last sentence
Post by: mycul on April 12, 2012, 11:09:12 PM
Got pinged.
I can imagine the guy pi55ing himself laughing and then saying "We can't have this"  He will learn.