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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Kent on April 26, 2012, 07:38:26 PM
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An Email Doing The Rounds -
DONATIONS FOR PARLIAMENT
A driver Is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside
London,
Nothing Is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the car
window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going
on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped the members of parliament and
they're asking for a £100 million ransom!
Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in petrol and
set them on fire. We are going from car to car collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.
"Roughly a gallon."
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:) :) :)
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;D Nice, there's a gallon in the outhouse they can have
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For such a good cause I'll drain my car - just filled up so there's 62 litres in there!
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Can we make sure they're all in there, minus Skinner, before some one lights the touch paper.
Oh, hang on, didn't some 'Guy', try this before. Bugger :o
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;D Nice, there's a gallon in the outhouse they can have
You didn't stockpile in case of a strike did you?
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A gallon wouldn't have got me very far. It'll keep the lawn mower going for the next couple of years though.
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Fly ---- last seen heading for tesco's ----- on a lawn mower!! :)
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Ha ha :)