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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: simondjuk on December 25, 2011, 12:07:28 PM

Title: rubbish christmas cracker jokes
Post by: simondjuk on December 25, 2011, 12:07:28 PM

post them here...

What do you call a train carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.

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Post by: Pete on December 25, 2011, 02:11:03 PM

What do you get if you cross a fridge with a stereo?

Cool music.

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Post by: Fly on December 25, 2011, 03:34:01 PM

Why was Cinderella no good at football.
Because her coach was a pumpkin.

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Post by: simondjuk on December 25, 2011, 04:27:34 PM

why was Santas helper unhappy?

Because he had low elf esteem

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Post by: ~Aitch~ on December 25, 2011, 04:30:06 PM

What happened to the man who stole a calendar at Christmas?


He got twelve months!!!

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Post by: Kent on December 26, 2011, 12:39:42 PM

 What award do "Door Knocker Designers Get" ?

A No Bell Prize...... :)