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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Alsatian on May 16, 2012, 01:14:07 PM
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Here is a list of 25 things that cat-lovers know, but won't admit.
- An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
- Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be.
- Dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you.
- Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
- A cat's motto is no matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
- A cat bites the hand that won't feed it fast enough.
- Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
- Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
- Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.
- Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's all right.
- Cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
- Cats know what we feel. They don't care, but they know.
- Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
- Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
- Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
- I had to get rid of my wife. The cat was allergic.
- I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
- In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.
- On the Internet, nobody knows you're a cat.
- One cat just leads to another.
- People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
- Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. It's all true, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
- There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.
- When I wash the cat, it takes me hours to get the hair off my tongue.
- You can always tell a cat, but you can't tell him much.
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That's so true :D our old fat shite bit my hubby last night and hubby was only stroking Flashes head, Flash then hid at the back of the sofa emerging a couple of minutes later as if nothing had happened and proceeded to wash himself!
I swear the shite thinks he's human >:(
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That's so true :D our old fat shite bit my hubby last night and hubby was only stroking Flashes head, Flash then hid at the back of the sofa emerging a couple of minutes later as if nothing had happened and proceeded to wash himself!
I swear the shite thinks he's human >:(
My daughter has 3 cats - the black ones (1 male 1 female) are lovely and affectionate, BUT, stroke the tortoiseshell one (female) at your peril. She waits till you've taken your eye off her and then swipes you, followed by a swift bite!!! >:( Ungrateful bu%%er!
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That's cats for you isn't it.
My daughters fella has a photo on his mobile of her kitten (about 9 months old I think he is) sitting next to her chimney breast! :o :D