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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: handy on May 30, 2012, 07:02:41 PM

Title: I Boobed
Post by: handy on May 30, 2012, 07:02:41 PM

I met this huge breasted woman in a bar, she said if i came outside in the alley with her, she would let me play with her chest!

Once outside, she beat hell out of me and stole my wallet..............I'm afraid, it was a booby trap!

Title: Re: I Boobed
Post by: Old Cruser on May 31, 2012, 12:34:22 PM

 ;D  ;D

Title: Re: I Boobed
Post by: Alsatian on May 31, 2012, 02:09:24 PM

And God created woman and she had 3 breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"

She replied, "Yes, could get rid of this middle breast?"

And so it was done, and it was good.

Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding that third breast in her hand, "What can be done with this useless boob?"

And God created man.

Title: Re: I Boobed
Post by: Alsatian on May 31, 2012, 02:10:45 PM

A visual description of differing breast types  ;D :

1. (o)(o) perfect breasts

2. ( + )( + ) fake silicone breasts

3. (*)(*) perky breasts

4. (@)(@) big nipple breasts

5. oo A cups

6. { O }{ O } D cups

7. (oYo) wonder bra breasts

8. ( ^ )( ^ ) cold breasts

9. (o)(O) lopsided breasts

10. (Q)(Q) pierced breasts

11. (p)(p) hanging tassels breasts

12. \o/\o/ Grandma's breasts

13. ( - )( - ) flat against the shower door breasts

14. |o||o| android breasts