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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: handy on July 12, 2012, 12:34:28 PM

Title: who would try this
Post by: handy on July 12, 2012, 12:34:28 PM

What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating:

1- Remove your lap top from its bag
2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully
3- Turn on
4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
5- Turn on the Internet
6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer
7- Take a deep breath and open this site http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html (http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html) -Observe the facial expression of your neighbouring passenger

Title: Re: who would try this
Post by: ~Aitch~ on July 12, 2012, 02:00:36 PM

 :D  Excellent.

Title: Re: who would try this
Post by: simondjuk on July 13, 2012, 08:16:41 AM

pmsl, im sure the authorities wont be impressed