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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Alsatian on December 29, 2011, 07:26:07 PM

Title: Being famous
Post by: Alsatian on December 29, 2011, 07:26:07 PM

A beautiful Woman was in the VIP lounge enroute to Seattle.  She was waiting to meet a very important, though tardy, client  who would fly to Seattle with her. While in the lounge, She noticed Bill Gates sitting on the chesterfield ( ???) enjoying a cognac.

She approached Mr. Gates and introduced herself. She further  explained, "I am conducting some very important business and would  appreciate if you could say 'Hello, Sharon' when I am with my client." Bill Gates was inspired by her look, so he agreed.

Ten minutes later while she was conversing with her client, she felt a tap on her shoulder. Turning she saw that it was Bill Gates right on cue. Acting pleasantly surprised, Bill smiled at her and said, "Well hello, Sharon, how are you?"

To which the Woman replied "F##k off, Gates. I'm in a meeting".

Title: Re: Being famous
Post by: Pete on December 29, 2011, 07:33:45 PM

Love it!  :D

Title: Re: Being famous
Post by: Alsatian on December 30, 2011, 04:36:24 PM

Quote from: Pete on December 29, 2011, 07:33:45 PM

Love it!  :D

S'funny that - 'cos I thought about you when I read it!  ;D

Title: Re: Being famous
Post by: Pete on December 30, 2011, 04:49:22 PM

You can go off folks y'know...  :P

Title: Re: Being famous
Post by: Alsatian on December 30, 2011, 04:55:37 PM

Quote from: Pete on December 30, 2011, 04:49:22 PM

You can go off folks y'know...  :P

 :'( :'( :'(......................just promise you won't ban me!  ;D

Title: Re: Being famous
Post by: Pete on December 30, 2011, 05:15:27 PM

I've PMed you...

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Being famous
Post by: Alsatian on December 30, 2011, 09:16:15 PM

Quote from: Pete on December 30, 2011, 05:15:27 PM

I've PMed you...

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 :o :o :o :o