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Title: Think i've pulled. LOL :-)
Post by: Fly on August 09, 2012, 07:48:57 PM
Sat inside reading this afternoon, was a bit hot and stuffy outside.
Time for a fag me thinks.
Goes outside, sits at an empty table with an ash tray and mi fag.
Boom, this bloke appears on the chair at the side of me like Mr Ben's shop keeper mate.
"Hello, I'm Dennis, I'm from Russia"
I said, "Hi, I'm Baz from Boza"

I'd never smoked a fag so quick in my life. Walked briskly back inside and ploked myself at the side of our lass.

Who had a grin like a cheshire cat :-)

Title: Re: Think i've pulled. LOL :-)
Post by: Scimitar on August 09, 2012, 10:45:10 PM
Don't go to USA pal and say your going for a fag, they'll be all over you like a rash!
Dennis? - Russian? - as Al Murray would say " a beautiful english name"
Glad your "Gaydar" sensor works mate :)) :)) :)) :))
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Post by: chesterfieldchris on August 09, 2012, 11:23:33 PM
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Post by: Old Cruser on August 10, 2012, 10:36:30 AM
 :))  :))  :))
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Post by: Fly on August 10, 2012, 12:37:22 PM
Nice one Cchris ;-)
Gave us a giggle.
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Post by: Pete on August 10, 2012, 03:51:19 PM
I hope there's none of that nonsense on the Norfolk Broads...  :(
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Post by: therealjr on August 10, 2012, 05:05:53 PM
if you see him again ask him his surname.
If he says Menchov tap him up for a free bike!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denis_Menchov (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denis_Menchov)
Title: Re: Think i've pulled. LOL :-)
Post by: Fly on August 10, 2012, 05:10:49 PM
Looks similiar. Then again he´s russian  :))