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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Alsatian on December 30, 2011, 09:52:02 PM

Title: Office one-liners
Post by: Alsatian on December 30, 2011, 09:52:02 PM
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
   
After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.   

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
   
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.   

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
   
COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key   

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
   
Best file compression around: "DEL ." = 100% compression   

Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny   

Does fuzzy logic tickle?
   
A computer's attention span is as long as it's power lead.
   
11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.