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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Fly on November 01, 2012, 08:02:42 PM

Title: I've got some strange FB mates.
Post by: Fly on November 01, 2012, 08:02:42 PM

Here's a post from earlier. I've cleaned it up.

"Go and have a look at the size of the dump I've just done in the bathroom!" I said to my wife.
"No thanks," she replied.
"Please, just one quick look," I said, "You won't believe it."
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She pinched her nose, ran in, looked down the toilet, then ran out and said, "There's nothing down there, you must've flushed it."
I said, "It's on the scales."

Title: Re: I've got some strange FB mates.
Post by: Slacker on November 01, 2012, 08:07:48 PM

Pinched from Sickipedia (as a lot of Facebook jokes,  including some of mine, are)

Title: Re: I've got some strange FB mates.
Post by: Fly on November 01, 2012, 08:11:15 PM

Know of it Andy, just don't look that often, this one just made me LOL  ;D

Title: Re: I've got some strange FB mates.
Post by: simondjuk on November 01, 2012, 08:55:27 PM

pmsl, Sickipedia is amazing for jokes.

Just dont go there if easily offended.

Title: Re: I've got some strange FB mates.
Post by: Fly on November 01, 2012, 09:05:30 PM

Very true Simon  :))
I'd love to post loads of them on here, but, regardless of peoples perception of free speech,
there's only so much the mod team can allow on here  :(

By shear coincidence, picked up a brummie in my taxi today, he has no issues with being called that.
I'm hoping he joins the forum, he's got the details, and we had a laugh during the journey  ;)
The same reason I won't delete jokes about Paddy.

Bit of common sense me thinks is always good  MD

Title: Re: I've got some strange FB mates.
Post by: Slacker on November 01, 2012, 11:23:29 PM

Some are pointlessly sick (does what it says on the tin) but others pretty funny