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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: ~Aitch~ on November 09, 2012, 09:48:33 AM

Title: Morning sex
Post by: ~Aitch~ on November 09, 2012, 09:48:33 AM
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T shirt which she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly "you've got to make love to me this very moment."

My eyes lit up and I thought "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day."  Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said "Thanks" and returned to the stove, her T shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked  "What was that all about?"

She explained ... "The egg timer's broken."
Title: Re: Morning sex
Post by: Scimitar on November 09, 2012, 06:09:42 PM
That made me laugh!!!!
Good 'un. :D
Title: Re: Morning sex
Post by: Pete on November 09, 2012, 06:14:54 PM
How do you make it last 3 minutes?
Title: Re: Morning sex
Post by: Fly on November 09, 2012, 06:40:36 PM
I prefer my eggs runny. Very  ::)
Title: Re: Morning sex
Post by: Pete on November 09, 2012, 06:55:52 PM
My girlfriend prefers hers unfertilized...  :-[  :))