Chesterfield Online Forum
General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: ~Aitch~ on November 09, 2012, 09:48:33 AM
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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T shirt which she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly "you've got to make love to me this very moment."
My eyes lit up and I thought "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said "Thanks" and returned to the stove, her T shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked "What was that all about?"
She explained ... "The egg timer's broken."
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That made me laugh!!!!
Good 'un. :D
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How do you make it last 3 minutes?
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I prefer my eggs runny. Very ::)
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My girlfriend prefers hers unfertilized... :-[ :))