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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Alsatian on January 03, 2012, 03:39:10 PM

Title: A Girls Best Friend
Post by: Alsatian on January 03, 2012, 03:39:10 PM
Bill meets Doug shopping and sees he has a small gift-wrapped box in his hand. "It's my wife's birthday tomorrow." Doug said. "Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday."

"And?" Bill asked.

"Well, she said, 'Oh, I don't know, just give me something with diamonds on it'."

"So what did you end up getting her?" asked Bill.

"I bought her a pack of cards!"