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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Alsatian on January 03, 2012, 03:43:03 PM

Title: The Distraught Widow
Post by: Alsatian on January 03, 2012, 03:43:03 PM

A ninety year old woman had just lost her husband of sixty five years. She decided she could not bear to be alone and would take her life. So she made an appointment with her doctor and in the examination room she asked her doctor where exactly her heart was. The doctor answered just below your left breast.

So the widow went home and took out her late husband's gun and shot herself in the exact spot her doctor said her heart was. A few hours later a ninety year old widow was taken into A&E with a gunshot wound to the left knee.

Title: Re: The Distraught Widow
Post by: Kent on January 03, 2012, 08:59:47 PM

 ;D ;D ;D and that one.. :)