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Title: World ends tomorrow
Post by: simondjuk on December 20, 2012, 07:33:14 PM
The world's ending tomorrow & we still don't know who let the dogs out, what is love, and who the f*ck is Alice.
Title: Re: World ends tomorrow
Post by: Fly on December 20, 2012, 07:45:16 PM
Me, guilty.
Expensive.
Brother in-laws mother,  bless her. Ok, only person called Alice I ever knew  ;)

Been nice knowing you all.
Title: Re: World ends tomorrow
Post by: Fly on December 20, 2012, 09:16:49 PM
Worried about my family now.

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/city.html?n=240 (http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/city.html?n=240)
Title: Re: World ends tomorrow
Post by: emmz on December 20, 2012, 10:50:21 PM
well if nothing else i got a ride in Fly's taxi cab other day.... I wonder how many people have taken this as gospel and have taken action? Me i believe is all balls
Title: Re: World ends tomorrow
Post by: Pete on December 20, 2012, 11:59:11 PM
Agree, load of bollocks.

Funny thing I read today  - they are mad for it in Russia, buying in extra groceries for the day the world ends...
Title: Re: World ends tomorrow
Post by: Fly on December 21, 2012, 06:30:20 AM
Got this FaceBook message about 1.30am this morning. My sister in Oz.

Quote
It didn't.... In Australia.....was it supposed to?
:))
Title: Re: World ends tomorrow
Post by: emmz on December 21, 2012, 07:59:20 AM
Quote from: Pete on December 20, 2012, 11:59:11 PM
Agree, load of bollocks.

Funny thing I read today  - they are mad for it in Russia, buying in extra groceries for the day the world ends...

Like they are going to need them lol.
Well im still here and not long before the school run..oh well
Title: Re: World ends tomorrow
Post by: simondjuk on December 21, 2012, 01:22:06 PM
well we're all still here
Title: Re: World ends tomorrow
Post by: simondjuk on December 21, 2012, 01:29:34 PM
Not sure if this is true or not but heard it this morning.

Apparently police cordoned off a whole town in France as they believe Aliens live in the mountain close by.  They believed that today, anyone there would be saved and the aliens would leave.  100 reporters from around the world have been camping there.

Thats a few days of wasted time they arent going to get back.


Now back to reality.  How long before they report any link between the 21st and this weather?
Title: Re: World ends tomorrow
Post by: Slacker on December 21, 2012, 09:59:35 PM
End of the world update from Mansfield:

Plagues of dishevelled, pale-skinned, incoherent degenerates roaming the streets. Hygiene is a problem and people have taken to living in squalid conditions.

But if I see anything unusual I'll let you know.
Title: Re: World ends tomorrow
Post by: Old Cruser on December 22, 2012, 11:04:07 AM
O:-)  O:-)  O:-) yooohooo anyone up here with me  O:-)  O:-)  O:-)
Title: Re: World ends tomorrow
Post by: Pete on December 22, 2012, 11:58:12 AM
 >; >; >; Apparently it was a bad decision to hang out with Jimmy Savile  >; >; >;
Title: Re: World ends tomorrow
Post by: Old Cruser on December 22, 2012, 01:53:07 PM
Quote from: Pete on December 22, 2012, 11:58:12 AM
>; >; >; Apparently it was a bad decision to hang out with Jimmy Savile  >; >; >;

 :-? :-? :-?
Title: Re: World ends tomorrow
Post by: simondjuk on December 22, 2012, 05:03:03 PM
I just drove through Mansfield

The Mayans were right.
Title: Re: World ends tomorrow
Post by: Old Cruser on December 22, 2012, 05:57:56 PM
I avoid Mansfield as much as I can!