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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: handy on January 13, 2013, 07:50:06 PM

Title: Little Johnny
Post by: handy on January 13, 2013, 07:50:06 PM

Teacher: Little Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have
brought happiness and peace into people's lives?

Little Johnny answered:

Drin-king, smo-king, and bon-king

Title: Re: Little Johnny
Post by: Fly on January 13, 2013, 07:55:05 PM

Teacher: Little johnny can you tell me the name of a great king that ruined this country.

Little Johnny answered:

Ban-King  ::)

Title: Re: Little Johnny
Post by: handy on January 14, 2013, 12:35:41 PM

One day, the teacher asked her class 'What vegetable makes you cry?'

Little Johnny replies "a turnip".

"No Johnny' says the teacher, "Onions make you cry, not turnips"

"No Miss" Says Johnny, "Have you never been hit in the balls with a turnip?"