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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Alsatian on January 06, 2012, 03:44:19 PM

Title: Beer turns men into women
Post by: Alsatian on January 06, 2012, 03:44:19 PM

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the finding, 100 men were fed six pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned. (Sorry Aitch Emmz and Gert et al!)

Title: Re: Beer turns men into women
Post by: ~Aitch~ on January 07, 2012, 12:11:18 AM

 :o  How very dare you????

Nah, no apologies necessary ... it's very funny  :)