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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Old Cruser on March 31, 2013, 08:49:38 AM
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RETIRED PERSONS HEALTH MESSAGE
As I was lying around, pondering the problems of the world,
I realized that at my age I don't really care anymore.
.. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
.. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, but is still fat.
.. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, while
.. A tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years.
And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.
Just grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,
the good fortune to remember the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference