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Title: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Old Cruser on June 26, 2013, 04:15:19 PM
I reckon you should divulge to us ladies just 'why' more of you hunky chappies are shaving your chest hair?
Please do NOT deny it - I have just been reading that you ARE :?   >;
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Fly on June 26, 2013, 05:34:43 PM
I trimmed mine last year for the jollies, basically cos it looked a mess. Bit like a football team.

11 a side  :))
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Pete on June 26, 2013, 05:40:02 PM
Girl...  :P
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Gerty Gumdrop on June 26, 2013, 06:29:39 PM
Hmm, I'm curious now.  Is it the younger blokes do you suppose?  I can imagine that.  I think the older end tend to leave things alone, unless of course, it looks like a bath mat or a privet hedge.   >;
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Old Cruser on June 26, 2013, 08:42:31 PM
Ahh ok Gerty so we have determined that that Fly has chest hair like a bath mat or privet hedge and is a younger model for his years  as he very bravely admits he shaves his.
Photo of the bald chest please Mr Fly.

Pete is in denial - so ladies - do we think he is already bald in the chest region?

As for the others --- come on chaps be brave - own up.

But ladies. - do we ike a man with a hairy chest - or clean shaven

I don't mind hairy - but not monkey hairy ----
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: simondjuk on June 26, 2013, 08:44:57 PM
im on the natural look
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: simondjuk on June 26, 2013, 08:45:42 PM
so whos going to be brave and start a thread about women trimming areas?  ;)
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Old Cruser on June 26, 2013, 08:46:29 PM
as in monkey hairy or manly hairy Simon?
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Old Cruser on June 26, 2013, 08:47:40 PM
so whos going to be brave and start a thread about women trimming areas?  ;)

Not getting out of it by diversation Simon - men first.
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: simondjuk on June 26, 2013, 10:06:56 PM
manly hairy then, seeing as you asked so nicely.  :D
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Pete on June 26, 2013, 11:51:22 PM
OK - I'll bite...

I'm a bit like Sean Connery - big chest hair but not curly/monkey like - girls occasionally hang on to it.

Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Scimitar on June 27, 2013, 12:16:55 AM
I'm a bus driver, we've all got chest hair - even the ladies >: :P
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: ~Aitch~ on June 27, 2013, 12:47:25 AM
Hmmmm!    Hairy? ..... Smooth?   hairy? .... smooth?    I'll go with ..... Chest!!!! ;)
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: emmz on June 27, 2013, 07:53:31 AM
I like it in between, I'm not so keen on overly hairy at all but like something to twiddle when cuddling lol no rude comments please  :o
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Old Cruser on June 27, 2013, 08:19:37 AM
asking a bit much that Emmz -  ;)
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Alsatian on June 27, 2013, 09:03:57 AM
I tie knots in mine when I go to bed, so they don't disappear in the night!
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Old Cruser on June 27, 2013, 12:33:21 PM
I'm a bus driver, we've all got chest hair - even the ladies >: :P

But - do you shave your chest hair Scimitar?
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Old Cruser on June 27, 2013, 12:34:17 PM
I tie knots in mine when I go to bed, so they don't disappear in the night!

Does that mean Mrs Alsatian would like it shaved then   :?    ::)
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Alsatian on June 27, 2013, 01:43:53 PM
Does that mean Mrs Alsatian would like it shaved then   :?    ::)

I've never asked her - but then again I tell her not to speak with her mouth full!  >;
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Pete on June 27, 2013, 02:13:57 PM
This getting a bit pervy Pam...

Oooh! Good potential nickname. :)
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Old Cruser on June 27, 2013, 03:23:57 PM
 @ Pete - Don't tell me tell your male members -  ::) you will have to keep them under control Pete

mmm pervy pam - welll  can live with that  :))   O:-)  used to be called Pam parsnip in one job I had - the men - again!

As Gerty remarked about maybe it being the younger men - well -  the article did say 'younger men' ------ bet all the rest of you now say you do!

Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Scimitar on June 27, 2013, 04:31:23 PM
Yes, I have to trim now and again, but not shave. Chest that is.
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Old Cruser on June 27, 2013, 05:37:05 PM
Not meaning to pry Scimitar - but are you youngish or older generation.
Thinking about this I just can't imagine my dad shaving his off - can imagine what he would say to it though, as it is a more modern thing it seems
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Fly on June 27, 2013, 05:51:44 PM
Remember a good few years ago when the late Celia, (of Celia's Taxis), had the front hedges cut.
I picked up Mrs C, an old lady who lived opposite. She looked and waved over towards Celia's house and Celia waved back at her.

'Looking better is Celia now she's had her bush done', was Mrs C's comment.  ;D :D :))
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Old Cruser on June 27, 2013, 06:49:59 PM
 :))  :))  :))
Thats' another thread - but I won't be starting it  :))
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Scimitar on June 27, 2013, 07:11:48 PM
Not meaning to pry Scimitar - but are you youngish or older generation.
Thinking about this I just can't imagine my dad shaving his off - can imagine what he would say to it though, as it is a more modern thing it seems
I'm incredibly old - vanity isn't an issue anymore when you get to your 50's, and your bald and fat, and lame, and forget things quickly, and your bald, and fat, and lame, and forget things quickly.
Pervy Pam "Not meaning to pry Scimitar....etc" :))
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Fly on June 27, 2013, 08:13:09 PM
Welcome to Chesterfieldonline Scimitar  ;D
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Old Cruser on June 27, 2013, 09:25:00 PM
So the mature man is also tidying up his chest. The trend is catching  ;) I agree with the  relaxing of image when maturing. One feels one can say what they want >>> so Fly bugger off  :P  :)).                                                                       
Signed Pervy Pam   
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Old Cruser on June 27, 2013, 09:31:55 PM
OK chaps I've been winding you up just a bit I admit it :))  :-*
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Scimitar on June 27, 2013, 11:06:02 PM
Welcome to Chesterfieldonline Scimitar  ;D
Ask Matron - she'll probably tell you who I am :!
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Gerty Gumdrop on June 28, 2013, 08:26:02 PM
:))  :))  :))
Thats' another thread - but I won't be starting it  :))

Oh lol, please do.  I love a good round of innuendo, and double entendres!   >;
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Fly on June 28, 2013, 08:34:57 PM
Apparently today was National Innuendo day.
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Old Cruser on June 28, 2013, 09:04:25 PM
 :)) Oh yes and wouldn't the men just love it  :)) They would have a field day  ;D Doesn't bare thinking about  :-[  :))
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: simondjuk on June 28, 2013, 09:33:02 PM
dont beat about the bush
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: emmz on June 29, 2013, 09:48:07 AM
thinking about this (as you do) I had an ex who shaved everything off i never quite understood it myself it included his underarms oh well
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Old Cruser on June 29, 2013, 09:58:08 AM
Blimey Emmz that does seem a bit drastic, wondering now if any of the men on here go the whole hog shaving the lot ????
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Alsatian on June 29, 2013, 10:01:03 AM
Blimey Emmz that does seem a bit drastic, wondering now if any of the men on here go the whole hog shaving the lot ????

I'd never shave anything other than my face - can you imagine the pain if you get a cut around your 'sensitive bits' and put the styptic pencil * on it?  :(

* for all you young 'uns that don't know what one is ................... http://www.executive-shaving.co.uk/shavepedia/Styptic_Pencil (http://www.executive-shaving.co.uk/shavepedia/Styptic_Pencil)
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Fly on June 29, 2013, 10:03:09 AM
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can you imagine the pain if you get a cut around your 'sensitive bits'

Suppose it depends what you use to shave them  ::)
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Old Cruser on June 29, 2013, 10:03:29 AM
Just what I was thinking Alsatian  >; - plus the sensitive bits would itch when growing back - now that doesn't bare thinking about  :-X

Pervy Pam!!
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Old Cruser on June 29, 2013, 10:04:12 AM
Suppose it depends what you use to shave them  ::)

Epilator  >:
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Fly on June 29, 2013, 10:06:50 AM
Tweezers  :'(
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Alsatian on June 29, 2013, 12:52:35 PM
SWMBO always makes sure that the bush around the front entrance is kept neat and tidy!!!!  >;
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Old Cruser on June 29, 2013, 02:57:09 PM
 :-[ Rude boy  ;D

PETE!!!!
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: emmz on June 30, 2013, 05:45:31 PM
haha, I just don't get why he did it I'll never know.. but yes regrowth would itch like mad specially on the "sensitive parts"
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Old Cruser on June 30, 2013, 05:48:02 PM
Emmz - nothing worse to see than a man with 'an itch'  :-[  :))
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Gerty Gumdrop on June 30, 2013, 09:41:59 PM
Emmz - nothing worse to see than a man with 'an itch'  :-[  :))
LOL, and some aren't particular where they are when they scratch it too  >:
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Old Cruser on July 01, 2013, 11:00:29 AM
No that's true Gerty - just like sat waiting at the traffic Lights with their fingers up their noses  ;D
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Scimitar on July 01, 2013, 05:05:44 PM
All your "bits" are internal ladies, us lads "bits" are external,.....its complicated down there sometimes :))
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Old Cruser on July 01, 2013, 06:21:20 PM
 :-X  :-X  :-X nooooo Pete will tell me off if i say that  :-X  :))
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: simondjuk on July 01, 2013, 08:11:01 PM
All your "bits" are internal ladies, us lads "bits" are external,.....its complicated down there sometimes :))

 :)) :)) :)) :))
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Fly on July 01, 2013, 08:31:46 PM
Come on, you can't leave it alone for good.  ::)
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Old Cruser on July 02, 2013, 11:00:59 AM
Come on, you can't leave it alone for good.  ::)

Tart  :))
So ok
Scimitar I'm not sure 'what' you mean by complicated?
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Alsatian on July 02, 2013, 02:02:34 PM
No that's true Gerty - just like sat waiting at the traffic Lights with their fingers up their noses  ;D

Singing 'bring out the Branston'!!!  >;
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Old Cruser on July 02, 2013, 04:39:19 PM
Will carry a jar in the car alsatian as I have seen you once or twice with finger up nose at traffic lights  ;)
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Old Cruser on July 02, 2013, 04:45:30 PM
Wonder if the men use Imac  hair remover which used to be sold years back or something similar - or is it a razor.
have a giggly recolection from years ago about Imac  ;)
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Scimitar on July 02, 2013, 07:41:20 PM
Tart  :))
So ok
Scimitar I'm not sure 'what' you mean by complicated?
HELP  :!Pervy Pam wants to know why gentlemens trouser department can get "complicated"
I suggest 3 items that can be out of position - i.e. uncomfortable, and need to be repositioned.
Sitting down on a testicle is not recommended - ouch!
Mens "Willies" have their own brain, and will for no apparent reason...spring into arousal - so what does a man do, or think about to put it to sleep?
As I said, its complicated "down there" for a bloke, unlike you beautiful ladies who can look so wonderful at all times of the day without having the need to rearrange your undercarriage.
Maybe the odd Tena lady or two, in privacy, but thats it.
You wonderful, beautiful ladies do not know how difficult it is living with our manly bits. :D









Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Fly on July 02, 2013, 07:50:44 PM
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spring into arousal

Happens all the time in the taxi. Cough, NOT !!  8)
Just for the record, male trimming done  ;)
Not saying what  ;D
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Old Cruser on July 02, 2013, 08:09:49 PM
Awww I feel sorry for you chaps Scimitar - try having a baby eh ladies - tucking things in I must admit sounds uncomfortable but aren't you chaps supposed to wear loose clothing as the group  Madness sing -  'Baggy Trousers'?? isn't it a health risk for you not too?
We ladies are used to averting our eyes anyway  O:-)
As for the ladies tenna's wouldn't know about those - not old enough - yet  ;)
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Old Cruser on July 03, 2013, 08:49:44 AM
Should we move north to the sweat pits chaps. (Pete sighs with relief)

Years ago men washed with carbolic, put Brill Cream on their hair and Old Spice round their chops.

Do you shave under arms these days.

I have seen mens under arms which look as if they have been plugged into an electric socket  :-? With thick hair jutting out.
As most men use deoderants ( I think) these days I would think it a bit difficult if there is a thick clump under the arms?

Answers on a post card please
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: simondjuk on July 04, 2013, 07:21:21 AM
Well I for one don't shave my arm pits.  However Im allergic to anti perspirant so I've got to use body spray

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Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Darax on August 02, 2013, 10:44:21 PM
Both my boyfriend and I shave our armpits. I really don't like the sight of someone's sweaty armpit hair creeping out of a short sleeved top or vest, especially when the weather is as warm as it is!

Each to their own though  :))
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Old Cruser on August 03, 2013, 09:16:51 AM
I agree Darax - especially when they are the really long ones ;D
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Pete on August 03, 2013, 10:27:17 AM
Ewww...
Title: Re: Come on chaps - spill the beans
Post by: Old Cruser on August 04, 2013, 11:38:08 AM
Not sure this should be a seperate thread - but what about moisturising chaps?

I know some do these days and wear make up (but will skip that one ) but if you are shaving do you use a cream/lotion after or even a facial one?