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Title: Watch out for this one JR
Post by: Slacker on December 12, 2013, 09:42:34 PM

http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/12/eugenio-freitas-shopper-caught-masturbating-in-sainsburys-meat-aisle-4228212/ (http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/12/eugenio-freitas-shopper-caught-masturbating-in-sainsburys-meat-aisle-4228212/)

Title: Re: Watch out for this one JR
Post by: Pete on December 13, 2013, 01:30:40 AM

Behave...

 :))

Title: Re: Watch out for this one JR
Post by: Old Cruser on December 13, 2013, 10:04:23 AM

JR ==== MOP - BUCKET  :-[

Title: Re: Watch out for this one JR
Post by: Fly on December 13, 2013, 07:59:32 PM

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At first a member of staff gave him the benefit of the doubt and assumed he was adjusting himself,’ said prosecutor Marcus Harry.

Fair comment  :)

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But she was then called to the CCTV area after a shopper complained to a security officer.

OK  ;D

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He was seen for about ten minutes with his hands down his trousers and in his pocket with his hands moving around.

By the 'she' member of staff, and the complaining shopper  :)) :)) :))


He might have been looking for the pound coin to pay for the daily paper  8)

Title: Re: Watch out for this one JR
Post by: Old Cruser on December 13, 2013, 08:16:19 PM

You've led a sheltered life then Fly  ::)  :))

Title: Re: Watch out for this one JR
Post by: Fly on December 13, 2013, 08:23:02 PM

I've never been caught doing wrong. Cos I don't. (Get caught) :-X
My fingerprints aren't on record. Fact  ;)

Apart from a couple or so speeders, I'm a good boy  8)

Title: Re: Watch out for this one JR
Post by: Scimitar on December 13, 2013, 09:30:08 PM

"Apart from a couple or so speeders, I'm a good boy  8)"

Aren't they drugs that keep you awake and make you a bit rapid :D

Title: Re: Watch out for this one JR
Post by: Old Cruser on December 13, 2013, 09:39:10 PM

Blimey I'm in amongst the  O:-)  O:-) O:-)

Better watch it eh