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General Category => Fun Stuff => Topic started by: Alsatian on December 15, 2013, 12:47:05 PM
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At the end of the tax year, the Revenue Office sent an
inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.
While the agent was checking the books, he
turned to the executive of the hospital and said
"I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when
there's too little left to be of any use?"
"Good question," noted the executive. "We
save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every
once in a while, they send us a free roll."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat
disappointed that his unusual question had a practical
answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way. "What about all these
plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on
a patient?"
"Ah, yes," replied the executive, realising that the
inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it
back to the manufacturer and every so often they send us a free bag of
plaster."
"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the
know-it-all executive.
"Well, What do you do with all the remains from the
circumcision surgeries?"
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the
executive.
"What we do is save all the little foreskins and send
them to the tax office, and about once a year they send us a complete
prick."
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Anyone from the tax office then ::)